In One Eye

Sunday, April 17, 2005
After another loss by his pinstriped chattel, Boss George had his usual April tirade.
"Enough is enough. I am bitterly disappointed as I'm sure all Yankee fans are by the lack of performance by our team," Steinbrenner said in a statement issued immediately after the game.

"It is unbelievable to me that the highest-paid team in baseball would start the season in such a deep funk. They are not playing like true Yankees. They have the talent to win and they are not winning. I expect Joe Torre, his complete coaching staff and the team to turn this around."
What a cretin. Take it easy, George. It really is a 162 game season.